Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

dudewheresmycat:

justplainsomething:

capsicle107:

#everyone is all over hiddleston for this scene but can we appreciate how great evans was at imitating his mannerisms?

Evans was so good that we forgot it wasn’t Hiddleston playing Loki pretending to be Steve.

The entire scene is magnificent

(Source: tonysassy)

Posted 2 hours ago

ecmajor:

vanoty:

For Windows.

My friends and I occasionally have this problem so I’ve taught them this simple method that takes less than a minute as opposed to waiting several for your computer to restart(especially if it’s slow).

What’s great about this method is that sometimes restarting your computer wont fix the problem, but this usually will.

MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE ALL YOUR ART APPS.

This is important, otherwise the changes wont take effect. If it doesn’t work the first time, try again, sometimes it takes restarting it more than once.

For Windows 8, search for “services.msc” in your apps and click on the result. Continue from there!

Now go draw, babies!

Reblogging in case anyone else finds this useful. I’ve had this problem before (more or less… it seems to be less now, but there was a period of time where it happened often. Might have changed with windows updating things.)

I always restarted my computer to fix it, but this is a lot less trouble!

Posted 2 hours ago

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

(Source: dannydevitofan97)

Posted 2 hours ago

animalstalkinginallcaps:

Hello, dear readers. It’s me, Justin (not this pidge in a bridge you see in the photo above. That’s just a pigeon that lives near my house). Long time no talk. How’s tricks? What have you been up to? Are those new shoes? I like them. Are you taller? You seem taller. 

Anyway, I know how busy you are so I will get to the point: I wrote something that I actually like (in lowercase letters) for this app/magazine hybrid techno-organic iOS Skynet thing called Offline Magazine, which is basically a monthly collection of five articles/essays/etceteras that you beam into your spacephone, where they are accompanied not only by photos but also by professional narration from what I assume are reclusive pale weirdos in dank, semi-forgotten sound studios (but might actually just be normal people with accent collections and families, like Lake Bell in In A World…, which was a surprisingly enjoyable movie about the cutthroat world of movie trailer voice-overs I highly recommend you watch). That means you can either read the thing I wrote with the traditional retinal dance of saccades and fixations or listen to it on your stereophonic headphones so people around you just think you’re zoning out to marimba-heavy Beyoncé remixes like you usually do. It also only costs $.99 (or £.69  if you live near me), which is actually dirt cheap for the amount of work the Offline folks put into the thing.

You’ll have to forgive the powers-that-be (which I like to think of as Powers Boothe, a man we can all agree looks like he’s in charge of everything) for deciding that my portion of the magazine should be narrated by someone doing a voice like a snarky barista in a café with tasting notes for the coffee written on old-timey chalkboards. I didn’t pick that guy. Powers did.

Normally I don’t bother you with my extratumblicular writing activities, but this one is actually kind of decent, for a very respectable and on-the-level outfit, and comes bundled up with a piece about David Lynch from someone also named David (Griffin), some chefly words of wisdom from Miriam Nice (who just sounds nice, don’t you think?), and moving prose and futuristic thinking from Mary Chamberlain and Neal Shaffer, respectively. All with audio! For 99 cents! It’s crazy town! The town where crazy lives! 

So yeah, if you want to read and/or hear 3500 words about padlocks and junkies in Glasgow, or if you want to skip it and go right to the David Lynch skyping story, click here and do whatever the futuristic robot interface tells you to do.*

Otherwise, just have a pleasant afternoon. That’s my plan. 

Nice talking to you, tumblr. We don’t do this enough.

Yours,

Justin V.

*unless it wants to touch you in your bathing suit area. nobody has the right to do that without your permission. not even skynet.

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(Source: aryanstark)

Posted 2 hours ago

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

Posted 2 hours ago

litsy-kalyptica:

danllamasaurusphillion:

Phillip Lester’s attempt at comedy

this man is made solely of sunshine and puns