Posted 15 hours ago

Breakfast at 1pm with Dragon <3 #lazyday #food #frenchtoast #bacon

Posted 5 days ago

For best results dye you hair in the blood of thine enemies #hairdye #superred! #genxjunk #larpshit #notactuallyblood #chilloutguys

Posted 5 days ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

(Source: olympercy)

Posted 5 days ago
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: africandogontheprairie)

Posted 5 days ago

some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

(Source: mastaroshi78)

Posted 5 days ago

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

Omfg

Posted 5 days ago

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

Posted 5 days ago
meholt:

My Dad thought it would be funny to post a photo of me as a kid, wearing a leash because I used to run away all the time………

meholt:

My Dad thought it would be funny to post a photo of me as a kid, wearing a leash because I used to run away all the time………

Posted 5 days ago

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

Posted 5 days ago

geronimo-ni:

cloven:

30 days // 23. a dinosaur

Trying.